rito

awesome person on the internet who is 10/10 in rhythm games and has better music taste than you

anyone: you remind me of rito
you: thank you!
(youve just been complimented)

by ritotototo July 3, 2023

Rito

A motherfucking bird species from the legend of zelda

"I fucking hate revali, that fucking rito"

by TotKade March 22, 2025

RITO

RITO is an album by Caleb Mccoy. Short for Ready In The Offseason. It includes songs such as: Oak szn, Shine, Ready, and What its gon be.

yo ima cop that RITO cd

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Rito

A Rito is a person who is dark headed you very dark skinned and stupid u fail in certain things you basically can't be seen at night you a shadow master

I was ducking and diving from my teacher she found me I and said I'm being a rito

by 78181 October 4, 2019

rito

A rito is a womanly man who cries in the face of adversity but claims he’s from the streets. An emasculated rat who stabs his friends in the back to make their shitty existence seem worthwhile until Karma catches up
And they get hit by a bus or something wild.

This little Rito talked tough until he got punched in the mouth by someone in the crowd, and then he ran to security crying for help screaming “I need protection from the men”

by DW4LYFE June 9, 2021

the rito

Bay area slang for the city of El Cerrito

Aye we headin out to the rito?

by cams23 March 25, 2022

Rito

An action where a man and a woman are having sex on the woman’s period and the woman makes the man pull his dick out of her pussy and then she gets on top of him and bleeds out of her pussy and diareahs and throws up in his mouth!

I was fucking my girl and then she took a huge rito on me

by Fuckin Petofile June 11, 2019