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Rhythmic Gymnastics

Commonly mistaken for artistic gymnatics. Rhythmic gymnastics incorporates the use of hand-held apparatus with music. These apparatus include Rope, Hoop, Ball, Clubs and Ribbon. Rhythmic gymnasts are extremly flexible and most incoporate ballet lessons into their training. This sport is not for the faint hearted.
*PLEASE NOTE - Rhythmic Gymnasts CANNOT do flips and will hurt you if you ask!
Dumb Ass Guy:
'What sport do you do?'

Gymnast:
'Rhythmic Gymnastics.'

Dumb Ass Guy:
'OH COOl! So you can do flips?'

Gymnast:
'No DUMB ASS! That's artistic gymnastics!'
*Stabs Dumb Ass Guy then walks away*
by rgchik December 9, 2008
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backseat rhythm

A smooth, rhythmic pelvic movement that facilitates lovemaking in the back seat of a car.
Person A: Did you guys do it in your station wagon?
Person B: Yeah...that girl got some backseat rhythm.
by Michael Antoine October 8, 2008
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Rhythm

I ain’t got rhythm
But you got that beat!
No I ain’t got rhythm
Look at them they're stomping their feet!
by Jixojuice October 15, 2020
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rhythm heaven

Rhythm Heaven is a game where you sell your soul to get Superb on a minigame. The game is about clicking to the beat, or just doing what it says. If you do not succeed and get the amount needed you basically fail and get a Try Again. If you get past Try Again but don’t do it well, you get an OK. If you do EXTREMELY good, you get a Superb. Superbs can give you opportunities to PERFECT a game. An example would be Superb-ing Love Lizards, if you played for awhile you would eventually{ get an opportunity to perfect that game. You only have 3 chances to beat it. If you don’t, the perfect goes away. If you do, you unlock something unless you play Rhythm Heaven Megamix, which you just earn a Flow Ball, which you can use to buy items and so.
“Derek, please, stop playing Rhythm Heaven Fever.”
“But, I’m so close to perfecting Remix Te- and your ruined it! Thanks man.”
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Rhythm Stick

Despite previous Urban Dictionary entries, rhythm stick is cockney rhyming slang for dick.
"I can beat out a banging pulse on my rhythm stick"
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rhythm method

One of the most inefficient methods of contraception still used today. Involves having sex at the time of month at which the woman is least receptive (physically) to pregnancy.
Since he was too lazy to put on a condom, he decided to just use the rhythm method
by A equals A April 12, 2005
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rhythmism

A popular nightlife information portal/messageboard based out of New York City that boasts a robust calendar of events in just about every subgenre of EDM with a leaning towards House, in-depth articles about happenings in the scene and a bustling forum community. Formed by power structure from the now dead Naughtybooth community, many board elders are ex-Twiloheads and can be considered elite party people (from a scene perspective as well as the perspective of their own egos). There are also complements of angry technoheads, breakers and, if the moon is in phase, a guido or two rounding things out.

Upon frequenting the forums one will find all sorts of characters. From venue owners and international DJ's to audiophiles to run-of-the-mill party people, all but candy ravers are represented. Discussion on the main board is pretty shoot from the hip, with chatter that often drifts completely away from nightlife to just about any subject imaginable. 'Auralism', is a great repository of EDM musical knowledge and 'Mechanism' fufills the needs of the audiophile/engineer/producer/gadgetmonkey set. 'Journalism' is a great place to read articles on all sorts of subject matter within the scene as well as "official" reviews by the talented writing staff. 'Globalism' is devoted to tracking events in many national and international clubbing destinations. No good nightlife board would be complete without the ubiquitous 'sex' board, which in this case is aptly named 'Carnalism' (members only).

Things to remember (If you decide to partake):

Any notion of liking trance or any of it's derivatives is generally going to be met with ridicule and/or sarcastic humor seeing as how most forum members are jaded ex-ravers who have been in the scene for some time.

The same thing goes for progressive house a la Sasha and Digweed from the Twilo days.

Ichi is always right.

Talk about the former club called ARC is frowned upon and will immediately be met with complaints about everything from the interior decor to the people that frequented it. Thinly veiled scene status self-reaffirmation about when the club was called Vinyl is also a common comeback by board elders.

Drug talk in the context of currently open venues is a no-no and should be avoided.

"Hi, I'm new" introduction threads are encouraged and often met with a joyous warm welcome from the existing members.

Take time to marvel at Krizia's breasts as well as Lena's scorchingly hot disinterested facial expressions.
We're cooler than you are, and you KNOW IT.
by Socialcommentary2000 May 5, 2005
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