Retard farming is the act of collecting government money by housing retards and keeping them in poor living conditions, therefore, saving most of the money collected for yourself.
Retard farming can be done in a variety of different ways; here is one of the more rustic examples:
Step 1: Buy a farm.
Step 2: Collect retards from government programs.
Step 3: Put said retards on farm.
Step 4: Allow them to graze the lands in a retarded stupor.
Step 5: Collect government money and become filthy fucking rich.
Retard farming can be done in a variety of different ways; here is one of the more rustic examples:
Step 1: Buy a farm.
Step 2: Collect retards from government programs.
Step 3: Put said retards on farm.
Step 4: Allow them to graze the lands in a retarded stupor.
Step 5: Collect government money and become filthy fucking rich.
Farmer 1: "It's been a tough season for retard farming. I heard Farmer Yimie lost 3 retards last week after one of them went all crazy like in a blinded retard rage and killed the others."
Farmer 2: "Well I heard Farmer Eveland lost his whole stock! They dun' got trapped in the barn while in burnt down. Yep, siree! Them retards dun' been so stupid they couldn't figure out how to open the barn door!"
Farmer 2: "Well I heard Farmer Eveland lost his whole stock! They dun' got trapped in the barn while in burnt down. Yep, siree! Them retards dun' been so stupid they couldn't figure out how to open the barn door!"
by Jak Jones September 4, 2011
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When Charlemagne Tha God was instigating Nelly during an interview, he was warned "Hey,man...just say what you wanna say. We're all men. I keep retainers just for guys like you".
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The most degrading comment one can receive to the highest degree. Describes someone who is being a knucklehead and an ignoramous at the same time.
Joe: The government is turning the frickin' frogs gay, bro!
Sean: You're being a real stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard right now, "bro".
Sean: You're being a real stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard right now, "bro".
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Get the liam the retard mug.The inexplicable physical force possessed by the mentally handicapped, even after they have been institutionalized or are incapable of any excercise program. Retard strength is never used for any constructive purpose, and often results in unintentional injury.
Even after he broke out of his restraints and had three guards and a nurse subduing him, he still had enough retard strength to break two chairs and a table.
by Drgorpon November 13, 2006
Get the Retard strength mug.We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"
When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.
by Alpino May 15, 2016
Get the retard chimp strong mug.A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.
"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"
by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017
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