Seductive Reasoning

Trying to get someone to do something

they do not want to do,

by seducing him/her.

"How did you get Jeff to come to the opera tonight?" said Kelly.
"Oh, I just used seductive reasoning." replied Jessica.

by Jessicock September 6, 2009

Day of Reckoning

day of the Last Judgment when Admin will decree the fates of all members according to the good and evil of their forum lives.

When the Day of Reckoning is upon us, all non-contributing members will be purged.

by blazee September 4, 2008

Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

by fish27 December 7, 2009

Women's reasoning

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

by kiwi's marky mark February 22, 2008

Amanductive Reasoning

The process of constructing a completely incorrect statement and then asserting it as truth. An Amanductive approach to persuasion consists of putting forth an irrelevant or incoherent statement and backing it as truth without consideration of counter-arguments.

Jose: Bro, how did you get suckered into going to the Justin Bieber Concert?!

Carlos: Man, I don't even know! She used Amanductive reasoning to persuade me to go, and the next thing I know, I'm bopping my head to "Baby"...

by The Most High Council of Psych March 6, 2013

revolving door friend

a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time

"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."

by ajax23 February 17, 2012

Dead Reckoning

1. Dead Reckoning is a technique of orienting a map without using a compass, by looking at the surrounding enviorment.
2. The mobile zombie-killing fortress in George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
3. A Humphrey Bogart film.
4. A method used on networked games to reduce lag.

1. "Compass are pieces of shit, just use the damn map and dead reckon."
2. Dead Reckoning is the most incredible zombie killing piece of hardware, bar none.
3. Dead Reckoning, another mystery love-noir film with Humphrey Bogart as the protaginist.
4."This server is still too fucking slow, so much for dead reckoning"

by Jack Corrion September 2, 2005