Fucking Retrospect

A reflection upon happier times, prior to the days of one's inability to have sex.

I was happily daydreaming about my youth, engaging in Fucking Retrospect.

by The Grottomaster August 22, 2011

retrospect genius

when someone claims to have known better about something that happened in the past but only because they are in the present

"I told you buying such a cheap bed was going to be a bad idea"

"No you didn't"

"Yes i did"

"You're only saying that cause you see how it turned out now you retrospect genius"

by Manof1000lb August 31, 2014

Theory of retrospective return

Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.

James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.

by benjamin g October 15, 2008

Future Retrospect

When you can see your gonna regret something that your gonna proceed in doing anyway.

"Man in future retrospect i should have worn a condom" in reference to seeing a squaddie mattress your about to chat up and bone.

In telling your friend over the phone you dont appeaciate the lack of support he gave over the non condom incident: "dude in future retrospect i should have slapped you harder"(next time you see him give him a slap thus confirming your future retrospect)

by Ugoindownsaka February 21, 2006

retrospect

a way to act like you know big words even though you don't know shit.

retrospect of a season. see u in the spring mike.

by Tennisbabes6969 December 4, 2018

retrospective rek

When you think of an amazing comeback, but it's like 3 hours after you had the conversation for it

Ah damn, I could've just told him "well at least my mother isn't a whore." Now it's just a retrospective rek

by SMLJRON July 25, 2018

retrospective remoulade

a dutch idiom about looking back on one's past. It is often characterized by focusing on the previously menial parts of life and seeing the greater value in them. Historically, this was used in the US back where many of the dutch people felt home sick and were often months from visiting home once again. Although it has mostly been left to the trash bins of society, it's a worthwhile tid bit

are you retrospective remoulade?

by an actual anteater March 26, 2020