retractable vagina

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.

DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!

by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009

Rentrat

A Rent fan who, back in the day, spent hours waiting online to get $20 front row tickets to see the show. Tickets were given on a first come basis, so you had to be there really early in the morning, and you purchased the tickets around 6pm. Now replaced with a 'lottery', which only requires you to show up 2 hours early and numbers/names are drawn from a hat. A true Rentrat sat four hours in the extreme cold, the extreme heat, the rain, the snow, etc., all for the love of the show.

Tourist: "Look at those poor homeless kids."
Rentrat: "We're not homeless, we're Rentrats."

by themiserychick2000 December 10, 2009

Retrasado

spanish translations for retard.

Aldo: Why do you keep smacking yourself in the face?

Stu: ¡¡I'm a retrasado!!

by Señor Española October 8, 2009

ex-post retracto

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.

My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.

by Dr John April 1, 2010

recrastinate

to procrastinate again, tomorrow or the next day.
the act of placing something that you had been procrastinating on previously, and planning to do on a specific day,(today for example) and setting it off again or giving it one more day.(doing it tomorrow)

Hey man come with us to the movies.
Nah man I can't I've got homework and a project to do. I already procrastinated enough, it's due in 3 days.
Come on dude just recrastinate it for tomorrow.

by hushr September 19, 2008

Reta

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.

She is so Reta.

by John Edward Howard October 20, 2008

italian restraining order

A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone

That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!

by ParkRoote April 11, 2008