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Bigus Retardus Gayus

This is an extremely rare type of person that EXISTS ON MORE THAN 3 DIMENSIONS.
A: Hey did you see Bigus Retardus Gayus yesterday i think he was existing on 6 whole dimensions .
B: Really?! I've only seen him be at 5
by Torpaskor March 21, 2019
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retardulous

absurd, insane, or more than necessary - A combination of the words Rediculously and Retarded. Best used as an adjective.
"Steve was totally wasted, he was acting retadulous."

"I have a redardulous amount of work to finish by this evening."
by xgamefusion January 13, 2005
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Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases
Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."
by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009
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Retardijuano

The male form of "Retardijuana". Someone who acts high all the time even when they are not. Someone who laughs at everything, even if it is not funny at all.
Person 1: "Why is Billy foaming at the mouth, making weird noises, being abnormally hyper, and laughing at things that aren't funny at all?"
Person 2: "I don't know...maybe he's high?"
Person 3: "Billy wouldn't be high, he's just a retardijuano!"
by Ferrari94 March 28, 2009
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retardos

“Hey did you hear Juan Carlos Esposito got crushed by a crane at the site yesterday?”
“Fucking retardos”
by nigadiga May 22, 2023
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retarditis

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.
Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.
by C Had May 9, 2006
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Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.
He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!
by mina.kaiser November 26, 2011
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