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retardaphobia

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems
"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital
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Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.
Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.
by Psycho-J November 23, 2004
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Sentimental Retardation

The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.
When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.
by jcbailaz October 30, 2011
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Chronic Retardation

It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.
OMG! Your you're such an idiot! Do you have Chronic Retardation?
by icchie_x October 8, 2009
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Retardant drop

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop
Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah
by Black dot June 13, 2016
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Retardave

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.
I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.
by Atthaniel January 15, 2021
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Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.
I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture
by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012
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