rettractive

(adj)pronounced: re-TRAC-tive

Combination of the words repulsive and attractive. Someone who is so horribly ugly but yet impossible to look away from.

Her large, off-center eyes of different colours made her completely rettractive.

by Marc K July 29, 2005

restricted

When you can't log into your account.

James: "Why can't we play multiplayer?"
Viktor: "I'm restricted."

by snopmannen03 February 4, 2018

restructuring

Literal meaning: to rearrange the structure of something.

Real meaning: to sack lots of workers.

A euphemism used by bosses to cover up the fact that they're planning to sack workers or to attack workers in other ways (e.g. worsen pay and conditions).

Boss: We're planning a major restructuring of this factory.

Union rep: erm - what's that?

Me: It means they're going to sack loads of people, you idiot! Quick, do something!

by Andy April 27, 2004

retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck

"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.

by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010

Retracting tortoise

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

by Huuuuud September 23, 2012

restricted

When something stops you from attending an event.

Shiv: I can't come to the park today. I've got to help my mum.
Laura: Arrrrr restricted!!

by Laura Kayliegh Pearse May 11, 2008

The Retraction / Retractaballs

The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.

The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'

Symptoms:

An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive

Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire

Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs

"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."

"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"

"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."

"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"

"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."

"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."

by bigwillytom January 13, 2013