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respiratory system

‘The Respiratory System’ is the process of breathing in oxygen, and out C02 (Carbon Dioxide).
The Respiratory starts in the joint that holds the connection between your mouth and nose, this then flows all the way through a long tube and is connected to the lungs. Here...

Teacher- “Who knows what systems there are in the human body?!”

Kid- “Ughhhh I learnt this thing on Urban dictionary and there’s a system in the body called ughhhhhh ‘The Respiratory System’.

Brainy Kid- “Ahhh yes it’s the process of breathing and breath intake!”
by LlamaFlames4life June 11, 2019
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Respiratory Orgy

A social gathering of selfish people, without masks or social distancing, during a global pandemic, at which covid-19 could easily spread through close contact of respiratory droplets.
Thanks for including me in your invitations, however I will not be attending your respiratory orgy.
by Gin5 November 6, 2020
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Respirator

This is were you have someone lie down and open their mouth. Then the donor pulls of their pants and farts into the recipient's mouth. The recipient then inhails the gas.
Can be done without recipient's permission, but that is not advised. This is very populator in some parts of Michigan.
So I was diving with Brando and my tank ran out of air, he noticed and motioned me to open my mouth...I don't know why I closed my eyes but I did and the next thing I know was he gave me a Respirator...It tasted bad and I still couldn't breath...
by JHD May 23, 2006
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russet resperator

"refering to russet potatos" when your friend is passed out, lay your nut sack over his nose and mouth to represtent a resperator
Be sure to get a picture or two!!
From the stain on your face it looks like you suffered a russet resperator
by Cory G. November 15, 2007
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Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
by AR7AS January 5, 2023
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Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
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