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captain red eye

Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.
by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008
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Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!
by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009
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captain ricky red beard

aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
"oh shit its captain ricky red beard...
...he's a professor"

-Alex Garcia
by macer69 June 22, 2011
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Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
by Djish91 November 27, 2016
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Captain Red Face

fat lesbian nerd with rosasia.
by Ross is not a lesbo name. December 29, 2010
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Redcap

Used to describe Trump supporters, especially the more extreme. Generally those that respond to "dog whistles" made by Trump to attack individuals or groups. Similar to the usage of brown-coats, but without relying on calling them literally Nazis.
Those redcaps just sent a bunch of death threats to another person's family...
He's been fine with going after anyone who doesn't agree with Trump since he became a redcap.
by LivingSerenity December 13, 2016
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Redcap

Traditionally, the most evil of all goblins whose cap is dyed red with the blood of his human victims. In recent times, this is a term to define the fugliest of all women. She will take domain in your home and not let you hang out with your friends.
Chris: "Hey Ryan, wanna go to the bar and watch the game?"

Ryan: "I can't man, Kara wants me to sit in my bedroom and hibernate all weekend."

Chris: "Damn dude, you gotta get rid of the redcap... so juicy."
by A Dub November 8, 2006
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