Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008
Get the captain red eye mug.You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.
Classy!!!
Classy!!!
by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009
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aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
by macer69 June 22, 2011
Get the captain ricky red beard mug.When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
by Djish91 November 27, 2016
Get the Captain Red Beard mug.by Ross is not a lesbo name. December 29, 2010
Get the Captain Red Face mug.Used to describe Trump supporters, especially the more extreme. Generally those that respond to "dog whistles" made by Trump to attack individuals or groups. Similar to the usage of brown-coats, but without relying on calling them literally Nazis.
Those redcaps just sent a bunch of death threats to another person's family...
He's been fine with going after anyone who doesn't agree with Trump since he became a redcap.
He's been fine with going after anyone who doesn't agree with Trump since he became a redcap.
by LivingSerenity December 13, 2016
Get the Redcap mug.Traditionally, the most evil of all goblins whose cap is dyed red with the blood of his human victims. In recent times, this is a term to define the fugliest of all women. She will take domain in your home and not let you hang out with your friends.
Chris: "Hey Ryan, wanna go to the bar and watch the game?"
Ryan: "I can't man, Kara wants me to sit in my bedroom and hibernate all weekend."
Chris: "Damn dude, you gotta get rid of the redcap... so juicy."
Ryan: "I can't man, Kara wants me to sit in my bedroom and hibernate all weekend."
Chris: "Damn dude, you gotta get rid of the redcap... so juicy."
by A Dub November 8, 2006
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