red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

by LMxDurgex December 10, 2008

Boston Red Balls

The fine, time-honored tradition of fornicating with a woman who is menstrating, resulting in having a blood-red sack, then wiping the man's bloody ballbag all over said woman's face. (Also known as a Bloody Teabag).

"That dumb bitch didn't tell me she was bleeding this week, so I gave her the ol' Boston Red Balls."

by jimmyg5243 February 23, 2009

Red Ball 4

A game featuring a red ball trying to defeat the evil squares scheme which is turning Earth into a square.

Red Ball 4 is my favourite game!

by Muscool May 01, 2022

soap red balls

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.

Oh man i got soap red balls!

by Danno April 04, 2005

Red ball Blue ball

The act of getting kicked in the nuts while nutting in a women.

Bruh, i was smashing Amy last night and her mother Red ball Blue balled me.

by Jack the Ripper. November 28, 2018

Red-headed bowling ball

This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.

It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.

Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.

by Bri-Candy2 December 08, 2010

red balls

itchy white noodels

I love eating red balls that are juicy and meaty.

by stefan18v December 18, 2023