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1) A dangerous form of sexual contact perpetrated by two or more person(s). It generally involves violent thrashing, claws or talons and/or the use of teeth and poison venom to subdue the opposing partner. Loud hissing and snarling is generally associated with this activity.
Studies have shown that reptile style is most commonly enjoyed by couples whilst under the influence of methamphetamine.
The earliest known reports regarding reptile style outbreaks came out of the Belleville Ontario area in the late 19th century.
It is considered common to see one partner sustain fatal injuries while performing reptile style as seen in nature.
2) two lizards literally just fucking each other
1) A dangerous form of sexual contact perpetrated by two or more person(s). It generally involves violent thrashing, claws or talons and/or the use of teeth and poison venom to subdue the opposing partner. Loud hissing and snarling is generally associated with this activity.
Studies have shown that reptile style is most commonly enjoyed by couples whilst under the influence of methamphetamine.
The earliest known reports regarding reptile style outbreaks came out of the Belleville Ontario area in the late 19th century.
It is considered common to see one partner sustain fatal injuries while performing reptile style as seen in nature.
2) two lizards literally just fucking each other
by Shtsamdoes June 13, 2014
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Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!
by Ironman & empty pockets April 9, 2007
Get the recreational reptile mug.A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
by David March 6, 2004
Get the reptile mug.An individual is said to be reptilepilled if they:
-Strategically limit emotional range to encompass only aggression when threatened and pleasure when comforted.
-Cannot self-thermoregulate, will fall into seasonal depression when unable to externally.
-sheds skin in the summer
-presents themselves for mating in the summer exclusively aka hot girl summer ie. when male reptiles complete spermatogenesis.
Reptiles can be taxonomized into different orders, use this to find your reptile persona:
Testudinata-Have hard shells to protect their soft interior. Live a rarely confrontational and long life.
Squamata-Scaly, alluring exterior, has the ability to attract prey using appearance, venomous in some cases. Their goal is to survive at all costs.
Crocodilia-Apex predators. Killers by nature. Will intimidate prey and proceed to maul using display of strength and dominance.
Tuatara-Rarest and oldest reptile order. Contain an all seeing third eye, intellectually superior to other reptiles. Master of true stoicism.
-Strategically limit emotional range to encompass only aggression when threatened and pleasure when comforted.
-Cannot self-thermoregulate, will fall into seasonal depression when unable to externally.
-sheds skin in the summer
-presents themselves for mating in the summer exclusively aka hot girl summer ie. when male reptiles complete spermatogenesis.
Reptiles can be taxonomized into different orders, use this to find your reptile persona:
Testudinata-Have hard shells to protect their soft interior. Live a rarely confrontational and long life.
Squamata-Scaly, alluring exterior, has the ability to attract prey using appearance, venomous in some cases. Their goal is to survive at all costs.
Crocodilia-Apex predators. Killers by nature. Will intimidate prey and proceed to maul using display of strength and dominance.
Tuatara-Rarest and oldest reptile order. Contain an all seeing third eye, intellectually superior to other reptiles. Master of true stoicism.
by lizardgirl69 May 17, 2021
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