Recalculating

A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."

A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.

Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.

Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.

Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.

by spokaman November 16, 2010

Recalcitrant

Being obstinately uncooperative toward authority.
Having a very uncooperative attitude.

Don't be recalcitrant Kevin. You know it brings out the worst in me.
- Crowley

by FlowerDoctor June 23, 2018

post-tap recap

an in-depth debriefing of the previous night's sexual escapades

"Vintage, you get some last night? Let me get that post-tap recap son!"

by Vintage Styles J-Bear 8-Pack February 16, 2008

reCAPTCHA

An arrogant, repetitive captcha system made by Google that makes sure anonymous people on websites aren't robots.

Hey man, have you seen that new thing on sites called reCAPTCHA? It tires our asses off

by Vicky_G October 9, 2017

reabetswe

A beautiful mosotho girl with humidity and a caring person fun to be around she is also cute

A want a reabetswe for myself

by anonymous November 29, 2020

rehab

An expensive but life-saving haven where rock-bottom addicts can finally sleep in a bed and eat something other than corn chips. Five percent of these regain their freedom, health, families, homes, jobs, and drivers licence by learning to change. The remaining ninety-five percent of these are just resting-up before their next binge.

Dude, I just got released from jail, evicted from my apartment, fired from my job, had another seizure, and my wife left me. Guess I'll get loaded and go back to rehab.

by Mack C January 26, 2007

réabha

The best couple in history they are going to live a happy life together and there two blonde icons and there both meant for each other and there going to live a happy life and get married in Greece and have prim together.

Réabha is the best couple ever there such soulmates.

by Nick Austin March 22, 2021