realtorize

to take said home with character and whitewash and sterilize it to fit the realtor / investor re sale needs

The house once had beautiful hardwood floors and beautiful wood trim until it was realtorized.

by Bad Brass April 30, 2021

Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.

She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.

by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022

Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

realtor

The term realtor refers to the membership mark held by the national association of realtors and refers to any member of said organization.
The term REALTOR® identifies a licensed professional in real estate who is a member of the National Association of REALTORS®. Not all licensed real estate brokers and salespersons are members of the National Association, and only those who are can identify themselves as REALTORS®. Realtors conduct their business and activities in accordance with a strict Code of Ethics, and pay dues for the status.

There is a huge difference in hiring a real estate agent and a professional REALTOR.

by whateversclever April 4, 2008

realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

by Cynicool July 3, 2020

Osamu Relator

An Osamu Relator is someone who kins Dazai Osamu from Bungou Stray Dogs but they actually relate to the character *not for his tendencies* they are also really cool people and actually watch Bungou Stray Dogs and don't relate to him from tiktok kinning videos. Osamu Relators are a thing because the word Dazai Kinnie has turned embarrassing due to people saying they kin him for his tendencies and not even watching the show and kinning him because of tiktok kinning videos.

Person 1: Who do you kin?
Ash: I heavily relate to Dazai but i am not a Dazai kinnie i am an Osamu Relator

by Actual osamu relator March 26, 2021

Sexy Realtor

An attractive Real Estate Agent, male or female.

I had a Sexy Realtor show me homes in the suburbs.

by Sey Realty December 1, 2009