1) Any person who attempts a long distance sailing venture who either can not sail or attempts the long distance voyage on an unseaworthy POS(piece of shit). When Reidtards leave the dock, they usually step right into the Green Room at the Darwin Awards.
2) One who makes a blatantly stupid move whilst sailing and/or racing a sailboat.
2) One who makes a blatantly stupid move whilst sailing and/or racing a sailboat.
That guy who built a boat with crap he bought at Home Depot and expects to sail it around the world is a real Reidtard.
The right side of the course was so favored, anyone who went left is Reidtarded.
The right side of the course was so favored, anyone who went left is Reidtarded.
by Regatta Dog February 17, 2008
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-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
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Someone who is operating in society and appears, by all means, to be "normal" and fully functional in their mental capacities. This person is not diagnosed as mentally challenged or retarded in any way, and yet they find ways to do things that are so stupid and moronic that they end up hurting themselves, ruining their careers and/or getting themselves posted on the news, YouTube and other social medias. The act is so bad, that it is disrespectful to those people in this world that actually do have mental retardation and/or are mentally challenged.
Example 1:
Did you hear about Plaxico Buress, the NFL player? He shot HIMSELF in the leg at a nightclub and now he's going to prison for 2 years. Man, that guy is a realtard.
Example 2:
That Tiger guy is a Realtard, he was the greatest golfer in the world and was on pace to break the record for Majors, but he could not keep it in his pants. When his wife found out, she chased him down the street with his own clubs and beat the shit out of his car until he crashed into a tree. That's about as Realtarded as it gets...
Did you hear about Plaxico Buress, the NFL player? He shot HIMSELF in the leg at a nightclub and now he's going to prison for 2 years. Man, that guy is a realtard.
Example 2:
That Tiger guy is a Realtard, he was the greatest golfer in the world and was on pace to break the record for Majors, but he could not keep it in his pants. When his wife found out, she chased him down the street with his own clubs and beat the shit out of his car until he crashed into a tree. That's about as Realtarded as it gets...
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by poudink January 1, 2021
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Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken
Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed
Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken
Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed
by Hograt September 5, 2009
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by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008
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