Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018

Mockam's Razer

The Stupidest answer is often the correct one.

Bennet: What's the spanish word for muffler?
Joseph: El Mofle.
Bennet: That's some Mockam's Razer Bullshit.

by Dipshit Supreme April 4, 2024

sounds razer

Exceedingly cool. Something only the hippest gang gang would engage in. If you know you know. If you're out you're out. Sounds razer. Let's roll.

Sounds razer, gang. Let's ride.

by Emmakitty298 December 9, 2022

Jonny RaZeR

“The Waffle House has found its new host” YouTuber that wears a flannel, bunny slippers, and sunglasses.

Jonny RaZeR is better than Danno Draws and I don’t give a fuck what you say
- Someone Smart

by Marker000 July 24, 2024

razer viper mini

The best budget mouse. Even though your friends pretend to hate it, deep down they all know that its the best budget mouse available for under $50.

Friend: fuck yo bitch ass razer viper mini
You: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by yeetkake May 10, 2021

Razer

Razer is a gaming company that makes keyboards, mouses, headphones, and so much more.

A: I'm using a Huntsman Mini.
B: From what company?
A: From Razer.
B: Ohh, so it's Razer Huntsman Mini?
A: Yeah, it's like that.
B: Ok.

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 2, 2021

razer toaster

razer is a fucking god for this.

THE NEW RAZER TOASTER, STARTING AT ONLY $999, 10X CHEAPER THAN THE NEW APPLE TOASTER AT 99999

OY MATE DID YOU SEE THE NEW RAZER TOASTER

by Terri101 October 8, 2023