Caspering

To "Caspering" Is to have you and a friend tag team from both ends with sheets over your heads to avoid eye contact between yourself and your partner in crime.

I was wondering mate if you fancied caspering this girl I just met?

Hi mate if you want this 3 sum we could Casper so we don't get embarrassed or see each other.

by Casperingchris September 29, 2018

Caspering

The act of jizzing on ones hand and then proceeding to beat the shit out of the mate with the sticky limb.

"How did Caspering go bro?"

"Man last night was crazy. I Caspered my girlfriend so hard she couldn't even open her eyes when i was done."

by Muff McCabbage October 10, 2011

Caspering

Caspering is the action of dousing one in semen to the point that they have become more cum than person.

"Last night I was caspering my girl so hard that when she moved her arm to turn on the light, she flung my baby batter all over the wall."

by goopguzzler42 January 29, 2020

caspering

The act of vigorously applying facial scrubs/soaps in order to care for one's skin, resulting in a frothy white foam on the face that makes the individual appear ghostly. The term is frequently applied to females--whom inherently spend more time engaging in the activity than males--and often to Asian females specifically, because of their affinity for such beauty rituals.

Melanie spent almost 20 minutes caspering every night, often resulting in her boyfriend falling asleep before she got to bed.

Jane was jealous that her boyfriend's caspering routine was far less involved than hers.

by newordude December 11, 2012

Caspering

The act of putting a Kleenex on your dick and wiggling it around, pretending it's a ghost.

"Me and my wife does this thing called "caspering" after sex, she puts a Kleenex on my dick, and I wiggle the thing around pretending it's a ghost, I think she is interested by how much control men have over their peni."

by Treatz_QW June 4, 2018

raspings

Pulling out with more meat than you put in.

I didnt realize that chick was on the rag, and after railing the shit out of her, i looked down and noticed some Raspings on my crank...

by "Psycho" Scott January 14, 2008

Caspering

When your skin be looking pale/like a ghost.

Person 1: Gaspsss! OMG!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I thought I saw a ghost but it was just you. Girlll, you be caspering.
Person 2: Girlll bye, I thought my foundation was my correct shade.
Person 1: Well, you thought wrong girlllll.

by Crusty Scrub June 13, 2019