raptress

1. A female rapper.

2. A female velociraptor.

1. Actor is to actress as rapper is to raptress.

2. Watch out for that one, it's a fucking raptress! Look at those claws!

by J. Arnier March 12, 2009

Rapturefag

1. A person who makes up the gulliable minority of "Christians" who believe(d) in the May 21, 2011 rapture prophecy. This also includes Harold Camping himself, since he made the (failed) prediction in the first place.
2. Someone who lacks the ability to think for themselves and will blindly follow any doomsday propaganda claims they hear from the news or random people.
3. An embarassment to the human race.

Rapturefag: "MAY 21, 2011 WILL BE THE DAY OF RAPTURE! HAROLD CAMPING PREDICTED IT AND I BLINDLY FOLLOW HIS TEACHINGS BECAUSE I LACK A BRAIN TO THINK FOR MYSELF. REPENT NOW WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!"
Intellectual: "Idiot."

by EvolvedExpert September 11, 2011

Rapture

The name of the 1981 #1 single by Blondie. The first rap song to hit #1 on the US Hot 100 and one of the first instances of white rap.

John: What’s your favorite song on ‘Autoamerican’?
Yoko: Hmmm... probably Rapture

by ...EyeSock... January 13, 2020

Rapturist

Rapturist: Noun. Someone who believes they will be taken off of planet Earth by Jesus Christ sometime prior to His actual return (up to 7 years ahead of time).

BOB: I'm wondering if this REAL ID will eventually lead to the Mark Of The Beast.

BRIAN: I'm a Pre-Trib Rapturist, so I couldn't care less.

by L.E. Yah February 26, 2009

Rapture

When the meek shall inherit the earth, and the wicked will be no more.

That's OK, the fundies were planning on leaving any way.

by Downstrike October 5, 2004

Rapture

The Christian belief that Jesus Christ is coming back to earth for the 2nd time, he will take those who obey and follow his words and leave sinners to suffer in earth then die and go to hell forever , the end of the world.

Rapture is coming soon

by Tulurocks April 8, 2020

rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017