rando

somebody tripping out on a drug and is overreacting. the phrase goes “ rando no can hando “

guy: dawg we go smoke this fatty after sku

guy 2: no ways, i’m one rando

by southway96706 December 3, 2019

Rando

A child with 2-inch long penis, usually counted as woman

Dave was pleasured by a bunch of randos.

by Skaaba May 8, 2009

rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

sketchy randos

A term reserved for when defining a covey of questionable individuals at a social gathering as "randos" just doesn't effectively convey how likely said individuals are to jack your ipod, punch the host in the mouth unprovoked, commandeer the the stereo system and insist on playing their rando tunes that appeal to no one, etc. A more threatening and implacable strain of rando.

Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.

(sarcastically) Michaela is throwing a party to be sure to invite all the sketchy randos you can think of.

by staggosarus October 16, 2010

Rando Calrissian

A random guy who inserts himself into a conversation or shows up unexpectedly and acts like he belongs.

"I'm waiting for my test results, hopefully it's not HP-"
"HEY, what are we talking about?"
"Whoa, Rando Calrissian! Fly your ass back to Cloud City, we're having a private conversation."

by 575 December 18, 2014

rajon randos

The uploading of random pictures to your social networking site. Can be abbreviated to rondos.

Ya, I think you gotta put those rajon randos up.

by eschh January 12, 2011

rando-sexual

Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.

Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."

Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."

by Jonathan Sullenberger December 22, 2016