Rosie O'Donnell

A planet of massive size and density. Considered the King of All Planets, the planet has made millions shouting across a table at other, slightly skinnier, planets that some people actually found entertaining.

Rosie O'Donnell's mass is so large that it no longer revolves around the Sun. Rather, the Sun revolves around it.

by FightClubber December 29, 2008

Rosie O'Donnell

When you fart and it zips right up into your vagina following the path of least resistance. Often occurring in individuals with larger butts.

"Oh man I just Rosie O'Donnell'd! Hate when that happens...next stop stank queef"

by KEISHAFISCHER June 18, 2018

rosie o'donnell

large freak of nature who revealed the ending of fight club because she didnt like the violence....in an R rated movie named FIGHT CLUB. And no, none of her partners are attractive.

ahhh real monsters! rosie o'donnell

by eatinggrapesatthemomentojiljlk October 18, 2010

Rosie O'donnell

A fat abomination that enjoys vagina. Often confused with Rosseanne.

Rosie O'donnell

by Interactive November 6, 2009

Rosie O'Donnell

A golf shot that's hit behind the ball (fat) and flys short and off line (ugly).

"Damn, that bitch of a shot was Rosie O'Donnell; fat AND ugly!

by JWDURF December 16, 2007

Rosie O'Donnell

The largest land mammal in Hollywood, it was once believed to be female and doctors took it's word.

Child: Zookeeper zookeeper, those two elephants are killing each other.
Zookeeper: It's Rosie O'Donnell eating.
Child: Oh.

by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

Rosie O'Donnell

What you think of when you have an erection and you need to get rid of it

Guy 1: Aww, dude, I can't stop getting erections from looking at my tutor.
Guy 2: Just do what I do and think of Rosie O'Donnell.
Guy 1: Thanks, man!

One week later...
Guy 1: Oh shit, man! You're the best! Rosie O'Donnel is so fugly I didn't get an erection for a whole week!

by Escobar Crews July 2, 2014