refloat my kidney

The phase to "refloat my kidney", originally from the UK, means to start drinking, usually after an unusually long period of sobriety.

Dave: You keen to go to the bar after work?
Mike: No, but you sound pretty keen!
Dave: I'm dying to refloat my kidney - I haven't had a beer in a couple of weeks.

by buckonz August 25, 2009

Roelophoia

The fear of becoming a rapist and dating an underage girl.

Damn bro you really got Roelophoia.

by anonymous March 13, 2021

asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

roel

my favorite boy. a great kisser, knows how to make you laugh, and you can trust him with anything. extremely laid back and cool, always knows what to say to make you blush.

Yesterday Roel came over and he made me feel so at ease.

by his favorite girl December 3, 2010

Roelof

Fucking awesome cunt.10 out of 10 gonna fuck your bitch

Damm i gave that bitch the roelof last night

by Up the arsh June 11, 2018

mom reflex

When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.

Some drunk slut cut me off so bad last week I can't seem to shake the mom relex.

by KJR September 6, 2005

Reflective Analysis

Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.

Joe: Do you have a reflective analysis topic yet?
Jane: No, I'll make it up.

by A. Orta February 25, 2011