Roelof 

Fucking awesome cunt.10 out of 10 gonna fuck your bitch

Damm i gave that bitch the roelof last night

Roelof by Up the arsh June 11, 2018

Roelof 

Small man with sheep hair

Wow thats a Roelof

Roelof by Keesvanderspek May 10, 2022

Roelof 

A name which is a misspeling of rolaefdf, which secretly is the actual name of anyone who says they are called Roelof.

He is a mean, annoying, little baby cunt.

His job is to ruin the Minecraft servers of small kids because he is an asshole.

Wow, that was an annoying little cunt.
Yeah, it probably was a Roelof.

Roelof by BroodjeXlIsVeryStupid May 16, 2022

Roelof 

ugly ass mother fucker. Has no bitches and sheep hair

oooh nooo that dude is real roelof

Roelof by big daddy sweder May 16, 2022

roloff sign 

Condition that occurs in men where the scrotum turns a dusky blue or blackish color that is an accurate prognosticator of impending death. This is not to be confused with "blue balls" occurring with sexual frustration. Roloff sign happens after trauma, heart attack, drug overdose, etc. in which the guy is near death (most often seen in a hospital setting). Despite extraordinary measures, roloff sign indicates a poor outcome is likely.

"I can't believe Joe is still alive after that bad car accident."

"Dude, he ain't gonna make it...he's got the roloff sign."
"Damn, that's right, if the balls are blue...you know he's through"

roloff sign by RatchetNurse May 27, 2014

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor 

something u say to confuse people who use 'lol' too often

#1:haha,sure lol
#2:its not that funny...
#1:oh sry,lol
#2: rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:whoa...wait..wat??lol
#2:go fuck off noob!!

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor by CharlieeMay April 21, 2010

Roelophoia

The fear of becoming a rapist and dating an underage girl.

Damn bro you really got Roelophoia.

Roelophoia by anonymous March 13, 2021