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Fucking awesome cunt.10 out of 10 gonna fuck your bitch
Damm i gave that bitch the roelof last night
Roelof by Up the arsh June 11, 2018
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Small man with sheep hair
Wow thats a Roelof
Roelof by Keesvanderspek May 10, 2022
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A name which is a misspeling of rolaefdf, which secretly is the actual name of anyone who says they are called Roelof.

He is a mean, annoying, little baby cunt.

His job is to ruin the Minecraft servers of small kids because he is an asshole.
Wow, that was an annoying little cunt.
Yeah, it probably was a Roelof.
Roelof by big daddy sweder May 16, 2022

roloff sign 

Condition that occurs in men where the scrotum turns a dusky blue or blackish color that is an accurate prognosticator of impending death. This is not to be confused with "blue balls" occurring with sexual frustration. Roloff sign happens after trauma, heart attack, drug overdose, etc. in which the guy is near death (most often seen in a hospital setting). Despite extraordinary measures, roloff sign indicates a poor outcome is likely.
"I can't believe Joe is still alive after that bad car accident."

"Dude, he ain't gonna make it...he's got the roloff sign."
"Damn, that's right, if the balls are blue...you know he's through"
roloff sign by RatchetNurse May 27, 2014

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor 

something u say to confuse people who use 'lol' too often
#1:haha,sure lol
#2:its not that funny...
#1:oh sry,lol
#2: rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:whoa...wait..wat??lol
#2:go fuck off noob!!

Roelophoia

The fear of becoming a rapist and dating an underage girl.
Damn bro you really got Roelophoia.
Roelophoia by anonymous March 13, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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