Ritz

When you have 6 puffs of a vape in 1 breath

Bro have a ritz so you can have a massive headspin

by Iloveritzing July 14, 2023

Ritz

Ritz is a slang used for a person that is of Hispanic and White ethnicity. Ritz derives from Ritz Crackers whcih are half crackers and half filled with flavor, like the mix of races. (see also Hybrid Hispanic)

"I'm half a cracka they call me Ritz"

by Ritz88 February 06, 2010

Ritz

Bunch of try-hards, usually fat/big foreheaded and overly hairy

Wow look at that Ritz his mum is a milf

Or
You can tell he’s a Ritz, he mumbles

by Arizona boys March 16, 2020

Ritz

Very bad luck. Been known to cause catastrophic events. Avoid one at all costs. Everything one touches turns to mush. When gambling is involved it's very important to put a Ritz in the bathroom. Their powers are significantly diminished.
Misfortune
Disaster
Calamity
Catastrophe

I was winning a bet last night and then got Ritzed in the 9th inning. How can a team score 7 runs with 2 outs in the 9th?

by MikeTheMush April 06, 2005

ritz

Slang for a person of mixed Asian and European backgrounds, named after the snack cracker: the yellow color is based on Asian skin tones, and the cracker part refers to whites.

Man, I love Pat and Jenny. They're such ritzes.

by Woadie McChoaderson December 19, 2002

the ritz

A 5 star prison commonly used by corrupt authorities in order to imprison their VIP (also corrupt) cousins.

Saudi Prince Al-waleed bin Talal, arrested last month on corruption allegations, is currently held up in the Ritz.

by MBA010 January 13, 2018

Ritz

Name for a kid named David Curly who thinks he is black. Hence the name Ritz like the cracker. He has no white people clothes and thinks he can "bust cap" on all us white people. See also wigger or wankster.

"Yo man look at my new all black NY Yankees hat!"
"You stupid Ritz!!!"

by A Kid April 02, 2005