Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

reach my base

Ottawa slang for "come over" or "come to my place"

you: yo tryna link b?
shorty: down tonight
you: say less
shorty: what you tryna do?
you: netflix & chill
shorty: ok ;) where and what time?
you: just reach my base whenever

by young luso November 3, 2020

Reach out

A sort of sweet-talking, cliche term used by temp agencies and other employers to give you the impression they have some particular vested emotional interest in helping you, when really they are just screwing you over.

Temp Agency Recruiter: "I just wanted to reach out to you and invite you to take time out of your day to come down here for an interview."

Recruitee: "Is this because you think you may have a job available I'm qualified for?"

Recruiter thinks in response: "No, in fact the chances that I will place you are less than 5%, but I benefit personally from having as many qualified people in my database as possible and so therefore I thought I'd reach-out to you and waste your time."

by Whatever4947484646486 September 19, 2012

reach out

This has become the new cliché for yuppie types or any pseudo-intellectual types or just idiots that think it sounds special. It is simply just another way of saying: contact, call, speak to, notify, etc. It really sounds faggy and flags the speaker as being self conscious about how they sound to their peers. You also have to wonder who they think they're impressing when they speak like they have an Emily Post book on etiquette shoved up their ass.

Bruce: I'm going to 'reach out' to Bill today.

Tom: Hey Bruce, why do you always insist on talking like a fag?! That little homily won't hide the fact that your a douche-bag.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 24, 2010

reach out and sue someone

The legal professionals’ mantra that is a clever twist on the old advertising slogan coined by AT&T in 1979.

California is the poster state for “reach out and sue someone” since it has more lawyers per capita than any other state.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021

reach a plateau

To reach a point where gradual progress is no longer possible and stagnation is likely, where advancement can only be achieved by a sudden, difficult, and possibly risky leap up to the next level

I'm worried about Joe. Without a college degree, he could reach a plateau in his management career.

by ChemicalCastration February 13, 2010

Reach For The Sky

"Reach For The Sky" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Reach For The Sky" is when you tether your member to the foot of a migrating gander.

"But Master, when I Reach For The Sky," Apurnahamapam countered, "would not the Pteradactyl make for more delight?" "Nay my son, the path to Nirvana must be strolled, not run!"

by boatbutter March 10, 2007