rafters ninja

Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja

Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja

by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008

Double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce

Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."

by ShovelInABucket October 4, 2021

Rart or Rartwork

Art purchased at Ross stores. A.K.A - Bad and tacky art not worthy or the real name.

Come and look in my bathroom I have placed some "Rart or Rartwork" over the toilet.

by Dymnnrf October 12, 2009

Cosby life raft

When you shit in a toilet but do not flush. You just leave it floating there for an extended period of time like a life raft. So this way the smell builds up and the only thing the next person to use the bathroom can think about is your shit.

I was going to shower but somebody left a Cosby life raft in there and I couldn't even go in the bathroom

by Balognacheese September 1, 2014

river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress

Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY

by Justin Brown June 28, 2007

Raft

a bookfest that either sits on his phone during a party with the same hoodie he’s been wearing for a week or stands there with his knuckles on his waist drinking lemonade and Coors

Yo E what’s up bro
Oh nothing just chilling on my phone
You’re such a raft
You’re the shittiest friend

by Supitschad November 17, 2019

rattweiler

A loyal, vicious, territorial and protective Chihuahua. Usually barks like crazy when the doorbell rings.

Man, that bitchin' little rattweiler goes freakin' crazy every time I ring Charlene's doorbell!

by billy barb February 10, 2010