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qwock

Quock -Noun - The most foul, beat up, smelly, having long beef curtains(usually containing warts and open sores),disease infeststed, ingrown hairs covering entire pubic region, very greasy pubic hair(never washed) basically it is the worst of the worst vaginas.
I met the most beautiful woman at the club. I took her home to bang and when I took off her panties she had a QWOCK !!! As soon as I saw the qwock it made me vomit in her lap!!
by Archy P. February 25, 2021
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Qwank

Someone who is a stupid idiot that doesn't have an ounce of sense in their body.
Wow Jeff is such a qwank!
by paradisn' September 30, 2021
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Qwonkgasm

Having an orgasm from listening to the extremely sexy voice of Qwonk, the famous VRChat YouTuber. This type of gasm is usually contained in ass bakeries across the globe and within Qwonk Kingdom. Qwonk’s ass bakeries are filled with gallons of horse semen and Qwonk sauce on top of ice cream cones.
Person 1: Holy shit did my daughter just have an orgasm right in front of us?

Person 2: Yeah she was watching YouTube and had a Qwonkgasm!

Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY DAUGHTER I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS

Person 2: At least she didn’t get Qwonked in the bush in real life.
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
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Quonky

Silly, Crazy

A word used to describe someone behaving in a silly manner
"Man, that kid shitting on the teacher's desk is quonky"
by QuonkyBear March 23, 2022
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qwink

An insult that isn't an insult
Shut up you Qwink!
by Qwank_Nation February 28, 2015
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Qwok

An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud.
While in a board of directors meeting, Sally sat uncomfortably whilst realising she had done a qwok in her pants.
by Geoff Craddock October 29, 2008
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Quonky

A mix between quirky and wonky
That girl is totally quonky!
by slightlycrazedquonklygirl February 8, 2012
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