Qwoof

Dick fart, similar to but not as common as a pussy fart.

Conrad qwoofed last night.

by Wellookathat January 16, 2019

Qworf

(noun)
-I euphoric feeling stronger than love.
- Unrelenting joy and devotion

(Verb)
Qworfing / Qworfed

Qworfing: An undying want/need to be next to or held by the person you are qworfing
Qworfed: One-sided qworf

-I qworf her with all my heart and soul.
-Although it has been less than a year of dating, I can't shake this feeling that I qworf her.

by Sawraith November 13, 2011

qwaff

Too fcuk
Pronounced Frenetically (Qwaff)

"I really need a qwaff"
or
"I Qwaffed that yattie last night"
or
"Did you Qwaffe Pamela Shadman?"
or
Sorry i didn't answer the phone when you called i was Qwaffing my Yattie!"

by Str33t May 27, 2005

Quoffing

Quoff; Quoffer; Quoffed; Quoffing: The Female version of Boofing. Essentially the female mixes her drug of choice such as methamphetamines with a small amount of water in a syringe (without the needle) and then places the tip of the device gently into the vagina. She then pushes the plunger down emptying it's contents inside the vagina. This method of introducing the drug into the body is said to be one of the most potent and immediate ways to get the drug quickly into the bloodstream and have the most incredible and intense high.

Do you want to quoff? Are you a quoffer? I quoffed the last of my drugs earlier. I prefer quoffing over boofing!

by Khaos D November 14, 2021

Qwaffle

Much similar to the term"Queef" (Vagina fart), except to fart out of the penis.

What's that smell? I think Adam just "Qwaffled"

by johowavesand43 June 14, 2011

quoff

Hair, although short but somehow really big.

wow, that guy has a really nice quoff

by Ali April 24, 2003

qweff

Pussy fary

Hey did you qweff yourself
She just qweffed

by Horse lover 55 April 18, 2017