Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

by april2002 September 10, 2023

quamf

someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)

i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa

by quamf rapist January 10, 2008

Quamidders

The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box.

I just ate a handfull of quamidders!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

quamentality

never giving up (this is a religeon)

I follow quamentality

by Raj - I luv curry May 20, 2021

Quampha

The general junk or clutter that accumulates at the bottom of one's purse.

She knew her car keys were somewhere in all her quampha.

by monkC December 2, 2009

Qutaiba

Old Arabic name means impatient person. However, in reality is the opposite. He is very patient, humble, easy going and funny.
His humbleness makes his charm because it expresses his self-confidence. Fitness addicted person with defined and curvy body. He makes you laughing even without talking a lot.

All of our Fitness inspiration comes from Qutaiba

by Arabic dictionary November 23, 2021

Quamere

1. The jock at your school who gets angry when he doesn't succeed.
2. The ladies man with a cute face, hot body, and a bad boy edge.

1. Hey did you see the new guy, yea he looks like he can e a Quamere.
2. Hey did you see that boy that walked by? Yeah he is a total Quamere.

by Neesh Buck December 23, 2007