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Qukipper

Qukipper (pronounced kyoukiper)- a term for an unusually large African-English male who frequently inserts very large fruit or vegetables into their rectum for self pleasure. Mostly used the south of England. (Please do not try at home).
"I've heard he's a Qukipper". " Qukippers often have to go too the hospital due to injuries or the fruit/vegetable has become lodged up the rectum".
by Bigdlackbick June 16, 2024
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Qukipper

Qukipper- A person who has a low IQ that inserts Phallic Objects or Fruit and vegetables up their rectum- not for self pleasure, but to see what would happen. (Pronounced Kyoukiper). Most commonly used in Cornwall, England but the word is growing in popularity.
"That man over there is known as a Qukipper"
by Bigdlackbick June 17, 2024
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Quopper

What is a quopper? A quopper can be anything and yet nothing. It is not a social construct nor is it some whimsical illusion. A quopper is that feeling you get when you think you've shit yourself in a public library, and yet, also the feeling you get when you haven't shit yourself in a tax-payers bibliothèque.

A quopper is what you might call the love of your life. Those who say its "In the eye of the beholder" may also say "QUOPPERS WIN". This is not a statement. this is a fact. Put your beliefs and quarrels aside and unite over this common enemy. The minds eye is capable of many things. And yet a quopper? NO.

Subsequent attempts to tame said beast || I ̛w̵o͏n̢ a G C to͟ùrn͜am҉ęn͘t ̨in ͏roc҉ke͠t leag̢úe || have been exstinguished like a moth to a flame. (or a quopper to a win). Those deep searching philosiphers who dare to push the boundries of wins and losses (not sponsored) have but yet to find a clue on what the antidote to a quopper may entail.

Succinctly put, a quopper can be as you wish a quopper to be.

With this newfound knowledge, be free my child... Go far... WIN.

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QUOPPERS WIN
by Stimbrone March 28, 2025
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