Quimmer

A sick news service for summarized news coming in September 2012

Dude, did you check out the updates on Quimmer yet?

by drmlazer11 September 3, 2012

Quimshank

Word used to describe the male genitalia.

Derived from the work quim; meaning the female genitalia, and shank; meaning an implement used to penetrate usually referring to a crudely made knife.

"Oi you biblical quimshank stop dipping your cock in my orange juice" said Paddy

"Shut up! You like it you jebbend" said Tom

by newnsy March 6, 2012

Quim Quam

A vacuum of the future that is able to level mountains and hills. It is the size of a normal sized vacuum and runs on solar energy.

I leveled a mountain on Mars using my Quim Quam yesterday. Now we have a nice flat and open area to colonize on.

by SpanisFark March 3, 2019

quimwomble

Mommacusses on TikTok’s favorite curse word

You fucking quimwomble, how silly of you

Hello it’s mommacusses and my favorite curse word is quimwomble

by girafficjam July 12, 2022

Quivering Quim

A vagina at a heightened state of sexual pleasure.

He satisfied her quivering quim with his girthy man tool.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Quim Pot

A Quim Pot is a pot in which people, mainly gentlemen, place their detachable rubber twats during the resting hours. Originally used in Georgian Portsmouth by the senior officers of the fleet, by Victorian times they were offered as a trade union benefit to the labouring classes North of Watford. Having declined between the two world wars, these pots have come back in to fashion since the late 1960s and the growth of the feminist movement.

Eh, I gave that rubber twat a good wad of mess. Now where is that Quim Pot so I can rest my sausage?

by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

quimey

Unique Girl with an Unique name. Puts every man she meets into the Friendzone leading to her troubles with boys. But she's stoll the most amazing girl any guy would come across.

Wow, did you see how Quimey did that !

by TheRealestManEver April 10, 2015