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by Cameronsintern November 2, 2019
Get the Quetzali mug.Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.
Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.
Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?
Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.
Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?
Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.
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1) A monetary unit of Guatemala, equal to 100 Centavos.
2) The National Bird of Guatemala.
3) Word used in a nonsense fashion by MAD Magazine.
2) The National Bird of Guatemala.
3) Word used in a nonsense fashion by MAD Magazine.
Shipping an issue of MAD from New York to Guatemala by ground will cost 2000 Quetzals (think it's easy to drive through Central America?).
by Norman December 5, 2003
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2. A really short person with a good sense of style but cannot spell
3. A type of bird (Quetzal)
2. A really short person with a good sense of style but cannot spell
3. A type of bird (Quetzal)
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