When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
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Man 1: Acho que aquela garota está afim de você. (I think that girl fancies you.)
Man 2: Não. Ela só está afim do meu dinheiro. Ela é só uma quenga. (No. She only fancies my money. She's just a quenga.)
Man 2: Não. Ela só está afim do meu dinheiro. Ela é só uma quenga. (No. She only fancies my money. She's just a quenga.)
by ANFeuerstahl October 29, 2012
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Ever since 9/11 the band South Paw have catered to an un-American, terrorist sympathising, communist tinged fan base, through lyrics that are definitely rooted in Quandar.
Ever since the towers fell, Tim and Grace have been caught multiple times engaging in some pretty untastefull sex acts. Alex and I are starting to think it is in direct correlation to post 9/11 stress and therefore can be considered Quandar in orgin.
Kathy's parenting has really stepped up into the realms of Quandar ever since the September 11 terror attacks. Recently she didnt let Kyle go to the bathroom in his own house because the terror alert had been raised to code orange.
Ever since the towers fell, Tim and Grace have been caught multiple times engaging in some pretty untastefull sex acts. Alex and I are starting to think it is in direct correlation to post 9/11 stress and therefore can be considered Quandar in orgin.
Kathy's parenting has really stepped up into the realms of Quandar ever since the September 11 terror attacks. Recently she didnt let Kyle go to the bathroom in his own house because the terror alert had been raised to code orange.
by Sir Wack-Alot December 30, 2005
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1)Zaid
- Adhorbak meet elf qundara lo ma tincheb
-(Ill hit you a hundred thousand boots if yu do not shut up)
Sadiq Ameer
- Mawli, aasif
-(my master, im sorry)
2)Iraqi father to his son
-Lek ibnil Qundara waynek
-(oi son of a boot, where are you)
3)Annoyed Iraqi
-Shlown Qanader hethola
-(what boots they are)
- Adhorbak meet elf qundara lo ma tincheb
-(Ill hit you a hundred thousand boots if yu do not shut up)
Sadiq Ameer
- Mawli, aasif
-(my master, im sorry)
2)Iraqi father to his son
-Lek ibnil Qundara waynek
-(oi son of a boot, where are you)
3)Annoyed Iraqi
-Shlown Qanader hethola
-(what boots they are)
by DeadlyZoozoo August 19, 2009
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Girl: OMG!! There is quindarius hes so fine!
Boy: Everybody here he comes!! Aye theres my homie lemme go play some ball with him
Everybodyelse: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Boy: Everybody here he comes!! Aye theres my homie lemme go play some ball with him
Everybodyelse: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
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