Pick-me Queer

A person in the queer community who is queer but that is it. They are lesbian/gay/bi and use that for attention, having no personality whatsoever.

Friend A: So, you don't like people who are obnoxiously gay?? They are just expressing themselves and embracing their identity!

Friend B:No, that's not it! Love who you want to love, then move on! No one cares! Just stop being a Pick-me Queer!

by anonymous July 3, 2025

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Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie

When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.

1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!

by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007

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Queen Pig Syndrome

That strange scenario that occurs in a large group - usually in the workplace but especially so on training courses, at conferences or at the end of a night out - where the females present are at best distinctly average and, for the most part, pretty honking.

For some reason, one always just about stands out over the others and is feted upon by all of the males present, despite the fact that not only is she at best decidedly average but, at worst, wouldn't get a look next to most reasonably attractive women (well - at WORST you'd be turning her down after ten pints of any regular night out). It is she who is least horrid of the pretty shitty group, the best of a bad bunch...Queen of The Pigs.

The latching on of the guys to this massively-overrated horror is termed 'Queen Pig Syndrome'.

"I am so gonna steam in on that Janine girl later"

"Her? Why man, she's nothing special"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Dude, look around - the only reason you're even looking at her is that Elaine looks like she's had a stroke, Sandra has less teeth that my grandma and Joanna may well be a John from where i'm sitting"

"Ah - queen pig syndrome! Phew, that was close. Didn't realise what I was doing...".

by TheHairyEgg October 4, 2011

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