quattlebaum

A situation when a gay queer is hanging out with you saying stupid things

Do you know quattlebaum

by Dhgusa March 2, 2021

Spencer Quattlebaum

Really the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has the most beautiful deep dark brown eyes that you could gaze into for hours. Is the best boyfriend anyone could ever get; handsome, funny, smart, athletic. When you are in his arms you feel like you are safe and warm and nothing will ever hurt you and you will want to freeze time right then and there. Has a strange addiction to his hats. But you can always take them after school and know that he will catch you. Sounds dangerous, but is actually the best feeling in the world when he ends up catching you. No matter how hard you try, you will never meet a guy half as good as him. And the spaces between your fingers are right where his fit perfectly. Whenever he holds your hand, you will feel like jumping around and start singing a silly love song. He always looks out for you even if you assure him, you are perfectly fine. Does not want anything to happen to his novia. He is just all around the most perfect guy you will ever meet. :)

Did you see how he was treating his girl the other night?
Yeah, he was a total Spencer Quattlebaum.

by iloveyoutimestwobaby October 6, 2011

quartlebot

A perplexing occurance of random events

This week consisted of many quartlebots.

by borborgymus January 2, 2011

quettle

1. To quiet tacit or expressed opposition.
2. To subrogate by ignoble means.

Related Forms:

quettled

quettling

"...then they quettled the swordsmen by appealing to their loss..."

by Ward Swift July 21, 2014

quartley

when you want to add a definition on urban dictionary to feel validated and important in some aspect of life, so you make up a word.

Girl 1"I'm going to Harvard"
Girl 2"I'm married!"
Me"I defined the word quartley on the Urban Dictionary!"

by Cats. Are. Correct. November 27, 2017

quastle

A slur for when ducks attack you on a picnic date

John- “let’s go have a date at the park!”

Gertrude- “that’d be amazing”

John- “is that a swarm of ducks”
Gertrude- “oh no”
*couple gets quastled”

by randall 3rd October 30, 2022

Quatted

Frat slang for heavily intoxicated, plastered, shitfaced, bevved, etc.

Owen: Bro did you see Mike at that party last night?
Trevor: Yeah, jit was quatted.

by Scary Harry September 24, 2023