Quarft

A Quarft is basicly when a girl queefs and sharts at the same time. It will ususally leave a bloody/shitty stain on the surface in which it was released. Sometimes a horrible odor will follow.

"Dude, I can believe we took the girls camping.....there's a huge fucking QUARFT stain all over my Fuckin' sleeping bag. Damnit Ally you dirty slut."

by Estonian Oete May 9, 2009

Quaffle

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019

Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Quaffle

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011

quaff

To Drink Heartily

by Nikki October 6, 2003

Quaff

1. To drink something (a fountain, sink, potion) in a hearty manner.

2. Usually used by people with an extended vocabulary, such as Edgar Allan Poe.

1. You see here a fountain. 'q'

Drink from the fountain? (y/N) y

This tepid water is tasteless.
from nethack

2. "Quaff, oh quaff such kind nepenthe .."
from The Raven

by Xevium March 7, 2010

Quaffer

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003