quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona

im in quarantine

by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 17, 2020

quarantina

Women who are learning to cope with life in the age of the coronavirus. Quarantinas don’t need men to keep them busy or to rescue them. They are developing their talent as artists, they are reading serious literature, they are meditating and becoming whole. Not to be confused with quarantinos who are dumbass men with foot fetishes.

Adrian is a badass quarantina. Did you see her new paintings in that online art opening?

by Hardy5 March 22, 2020

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

QuaranKing

A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.

“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020

Quarantino

Place and/or period of time for which a person cuts themselves off from society and watches Quentin Tarantino films.

"Chelsey wasn't feeling well so she spent last night in Quarantino."

"Chelsey loved Inglourious Basterds so much that she decided to spend the weekend in Quarantino."

by chelcbellc49 September 3, 2009

Quarantan

It’s when you basically get a tan from the masks in summer quarantine

Oops, got a quarantan!

by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020

quaranhoe

A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans

Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.

by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020