Quarantindi

A cocktail made and consumed during quarantine over Zoom , typically on the birthday of someone named Indi/India

Ingredients:

1) Liquid with the highest alcohol content you can find in the cupboard with the exception of anti bac and bleach

2) An acceptable mixer such as tuna brine or baked bean juice

Method:
Shake and stir

I can’t figure out if it was the Quarantindis that got me so twatted or the fact I started drinking at breakfast.

by schmuffin April 21, 2020

Saftey Not Guaranteed

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

by saftey not guaranteed August 15, 2006

Quarantweed

When you are under quarantine due to the Coronavirus and enjoy smoking weed. A play on the word quarantine. Smoking marijuana while stuck in the house for 14 days.

“I really hope we have enough quarantweed to last us 14 days, man.”

by Mr. Guy Poulin March 18, 2020

quarantease

When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes

Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

quaranpeen

When you are single and in quarantine during a global pandemic and you put the call out for some sexual healing.

Girl, I have been locked in the house for two weeks and I could really use some quaranpeen right now!

by Gypsy Cowgirl April 13, 2020

Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.

Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011

Quaranteenager

A person coming of age in the coronaviral age, home-schooled, missing out on dating, beer, pot and every other rite of social passage.

Watching "Clueless", "Ladybird" and "Booksmart" while in lockdown, she yearned to experience the geeky teen years which were her birthright and hated-hated-hated being a dorky quaranteenager.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020