Quagmire of epic proportions

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.

Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!

by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008

Quagmire Arm

When one's primary arm is much larger than the other, leading people to assume that one engages in a successive amount of masturbation

Person 1: "Dude, I'm throwing shot put this year"

Person 2: "Aren't you worried about getting Quagmire Arm?"

by dkduerjccnsdhkjhmcicdufcamjcnf March 10, 2015

Quagmire

Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.

We're in quite a quagmire, now.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Glen Quagmire

Very epic character from animated sitcom family guy from 2003. he loves sexual assaulting children and women.
Omg did you here that Gen Quagmire got sentenced to life imprisonment for 8 terrerbites of child pornography on his alienware gaming laptop. Also nice nice sweggs brother i forgot to mension.

Omg your such a glen quagmire.

by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

quagmire

An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.

Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 2, 2023

Quagsire

Quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. Because of this, they tend to bump into boat penis. Once a day, when the moon is full, wild Quagsire collect round objects like balls and swim to Blue Moon Falls, where they attempt to shoot the balls to the top of a penis with their Jizz Gun attacks to see who can launch their jizz the highest, with the apparent target being the anus. The day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the Quagsire.

Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.

Jim: WOW! a quagsire in my semen? I must be clean!

Jim: Jen looks like you can drink up!

Jen: mmmmm....

by JakeHatesZack November 29, 2011

quagmire

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

by Franzshizzle April 7, 2007