1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
Get the the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire mug.QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Example:
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"
QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"
QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
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Get the Quagmegium mug.An exclamation that requires not just a "Dang!" ....a "Double Dang" or even a "Triple Dang" but a Quadruple Dang ...... Quadang!!!
Quadang! Her hair looks like a rat's nest!
Quadang! He is hot!
Quadang! My phone bill is high.
Quadang! I can't believe he said that!
Quadang! He is hot!
Quadang! My phone bill is high.
Quadang! I can't believe he said that!
by BassMama August 7, 2011
Get the Quadang mug.Quagfest is a celebration hosted by Glenn Quagmire in honor of his 1000th sex partner.
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"
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I was invited into the quagfest and the event is prefaced by a parade featuring Quagmire's sex partners from around the world.
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