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the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
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Quagmegium

QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Example:
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"

QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
by Snoopy's Dog House October 12, 2021
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Quadang

An exclamation that requires not just a "Dang!" ....a "Double Dang" or even a "Triple Dang" but a Quadruple Dang ...... Quadang!!!
Quadang! Her hair looks like a rat's nest!
Quadang! He is hot!
Quadang! My phone bill is high.
Quadang! I can't believe he said that!
by BassMama August 7, 2011
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quagfest

Quagfest is a celebration hosted by Glenn Quagmire in honor of his 1000th sex partner.
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"
I was invited into the quagfest and the event is prefaced by a parade featuring Quagmire's sex partners from around the world.
by ProfessionalCanadian! November 11, 2015
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Quagga

When you mean to type “ahh” but it auto corrects to quagga even though you have never used or even seen that word
did you see how hot he was! quagga (that’s where it auto corrects)
by xxbendover69xx May 31, 2020
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Quagmire

Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.
by nO September 1, 2003
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sloosh quaggler

One who quaggles shloosh
when megan gives travis a blow job she is considered a sloosh quaggler.
by SLoosher February 12, 2010
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