Q*bert

1.(noun)an arcade game from the 1980s, in which the hero, Q*bert changes blocks color by jumping on them, while avoiding ridiculous enemies including a slinky like snake, and random blobs of mysterious goo. If hit by his enemies Q*bert expresses an incomprehensible barrage of profanity. The game is kablastafuck -ing amazing, and no one in the entire world can seem to understand why.

2.(adjective) Ridiculously ridiculous

3.(noun) An incomprehensible swear word (see zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

ex.1
80s kid 1:What the F@#% is Q*bert?
80s kid 2: i dont know but its fun!!!
80s kid 1: holy crap, did that orange round guy just swear?

ex 2.
That was so F-ing Q*bert i think i crapped my self laughing

ex 3.
Kid 1: I can believe someone defined (zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker)
Kid 2: i cant believe it was said in buffy the vampire slayer...
Kid 1: What the Q*bert was that episode about that they could get away with that one...
Kid 2:i just dont know... i just dont know...

...FIN...

by Mr. Lyon calls me Rye Dog July 8, 2005

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Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn

You missed a whole chunk of the keyboard

Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn = qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 7, 2021

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quert

Any person who is very annoying. Typically used for young people.

Jake is such a quert.

by VinelSeason July 14, 2021

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Qwertfuck

When you are bored out of your mind and start to type out all the letters on your keyboard, then realize that you are too fat and lazy to do so.

The common occurance of qwertfuck: I wonder what comes up in google if I type all the letters in my keyboard systematically. Let's see...
"Q", "W", "E", "R", "T", "Y", oh fuck it I'll just go browse Reddit

by DAMNADS July 13, 2015

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