social pygmy

A person who spends way too much time online belittling others and refuses to admit that his real world problems are a result of his diminished social skills

Did you see that guy who spams everythread with retardness? He is a social pygmy

by metsluver March 22, 2010

pygmies cocks

used to denote unusally long and thick nipples

Man Mike was hot last night, when robbie gave him one up the arse he got so aroused his nipples were like pygmies cocks.

You could hang a donkey jacket off his nipples they were like pygmies cocks

by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006

pygmy hog

SLANG:
Remarkably unattractive creature (typically used in a derogatory manner to describe a woman).

WIKIPEDIA:

Pygmy hog (Porcula salvania) is an endangered species of small wild pig, previously spread across India, Nepal, and Bhutan but now only found in Assam. The current world population is about 150 individuals or fewer. Recent conservation measures have improved the prospects of survival in the wild of this critically endangered species.

My friends promised they would set me up with a hotty, but she turned out to be a total pygmy hog.

by bcmoney January 18, 2011

pygmy queen

A taller gay man who has a fetish for short gay men or Pocket Gays.
A big bro seeking a little bro

David is 6'3" and has a huge crush on Jake who is a 5'4" David is SUCH a pygmy queen

by lilpoe December 22, 2016

shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.

Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.

by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023

pygmy man

a slang term for the phallus

Remember to cover the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

by laideback December 13, 2004

chowder pygmy

Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).

Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...

by Amy Cain June 27, 2006