poutney

when your waking off poutney come out all pale white.

(Man:1)Duudeee i jusstt poutneyed!
(Man:2)Sweet i want to poutney!

by Lauren January 10, 2005

Putcey

Female vagina

My putcey itches.

by Carol E. March 24, 2003

putneyswope

Bust ass offensive, racy, totally anti-PC comedy satire, especially satire about business and political corruption and race. Taken from the 1969 underground movie by Iron Man's old man, Robert Downey Sr, entitled "Putney Swope". In the movie Putney Swope, the token black man on the board of a Madison Avenue ad firm, is accidentally put in charge after the chairman of the board dies of a heart attack during a board meeting. So cuz they can't vote for themselves, they take a secret ballot with the dead guy still at the table and most board members voted for the one person they thought could not win: Putney Swope. He renames the business "Truth and Soul, Inc.", and fires all but one of the white employees and hires all blacks and prohibits them to do business with companies that produce alcohol, tobacco and toy guns. The success of the new biz gets the attention of Uncle Sam and it's declared "a threat to the national security".

"That's that kin'a satire they call 'putneyswope', it's like giggin' race and bizness and politics and sex all at once." .." Man that is some offensive putneyswope-kin'a stuff, but it is funny as shit!"

by Mizz45 December 24, 2020

putkeylut

A Native American word meaning naked.
Pronounced: put-key-lut, just like it's spelled.

Here are some examples of how to use the word putkeylut.
Example 1:

Bertha: You should have been at Chad's party last night!
Kim: Why? What happened?
Bertha: Blanche was dancing on the kitchen table putkeylut.
Kim: Gross! Who the hell would want to see that.

Example 2:

John: There was a streaker at the game last night.
Pete: lol, who was it?
John: I dunno, but he was sure fat.
Pete: Really!?
John: Yeah, some big fatty, running around putkeylut.
Pete: lol, christ.

by Kyle Brunelle October 29, 2005

Putheyhairstucknmytroat

Putheyhairstucknnytroat is a famous tiktoker, his main (puthayhairstuckinmytroat) was banned because Tiktoks was jealous he was in his famous era. Puthayhairstuckinmytroat that was originally his name. Puthayhairstuckinmytroat started as a meme page but they flopped harder than a fish but obviously he didn’t give up. The more he kept posting, the more followers and flop accounts he gained, until he reached 6k and TikTok wanted to end his prime and BANNED HIM. Once again puthayhairstuckinmytroat didn’t give up and made a new account where he is still posting for his flops. Also he is iconic and beautiful also puthayhairstuckinmytroat does not post FLOP content 😍

Putheyhairstucknmytroat made this 😭😭

by Baddusy September 17, 2021

Putsey

The std that you get from eating ass, If you get this disease your ass smells like cool ranch Doritos and after 3 days, you get a crater in your ass where your cheeks are supposed to be at, you can also get it on the mouth and If you do you eat ass

"Goddamn who got putseys?!"
"Mom! I think someone gave me putseys!"

by Daddy mars November 28, 2021

Putsey

The Disease you get from eating ass. It smells like cool ranch Doritos and after 3 days of having this, your ass will start to deteriorate and will leave a humongous Crater where your ass was. You can also get it in the mouth which once you get it in the mouth you can either spread it to somebody or you can spread it to yourself by eating your own ass. When you eat somebody's ass and after you're done you will start to get this white stuff on your face and on your ass and that is what Putsey is it's a yellowish like whitish pus and it grows on your ass and that's why it's called Putsey

"mom! Someone ate my ass and gave me putsey!"

by Daddy mars November 28, 2021