putete

Synonymous with but friendlier usage of the word "puto"

Made famous in the film "Y Tu Mama Tambien"

Que onda putete? Vamos al disco?
--
What's up faggot? Wanna go to the club?

by El Muneco May 13, 2005

puteen

A teenager who is a fan of Putin.

Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

PBTEXAS

PBTEXAS or better known as the lover of DoctorParamSex is known as the most intellectual Parramus in the World. His love for Thai Spice's curry is immeasurable, and he attracts all the boys and girls with his figures and character. He looks like chocolate milk that you can just suck right up, and everyone cooms when they see him. He's best known for his athletic skills, intelligence, handsome face, and his pot belly. He's a cool kid that everybody likes, and everyone says he's good in bed. If your a lover of PBTEXAS, never let him go.

Gabe: Was that PBTEXAS!?
Nate: Yea that was PBTEXAS.
Gabe: I think I just coom.

by Nedia November 4, 2020

Putentang

The juice produced by a wet fart.

Putentang suddenly squirted from my anus.

by Paaaabloooo July 9, 2011

Putain/Pute

Means "whore".

Popular exclamation:
eg, "Putain!" = "Fuck!"

Followed by "de merde" or "de bordel" makes it ruder:
eg, "Putain de merde!" or "putain de bordel!" = "Fucking hell!"

Putain de...(before noun)
Fucking...(before noun)
eg, Je hais ton putain de chien! = I hate your fucking dog!

by hop March 18, 2004

ta mère la pute

“Ta mère” meaning “your mom” in french
“la pute” meaning “the slut/whore/hoe/tchoin” in french slang Literally used in any situation or said whenever.

*gets water spilled on 39.99$ True Religion shirt from Winners”

Person: YOO TA MÈRE LA PUTE GEE

by latasian514 October 21, 2017