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i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005
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put the moves on

An attempt to ingratiate oneself with a member of the opposite (or not) sex; to show oneself at best advantage before such a person in the hope of closer acquaintance and possible seduction.
-- Did you see Jack put the moves on that chick at the dance?

-- Yeah, I wonder if he scored...
by Titov December 10, 2013
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Put in a spliff

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)
by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019
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“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.
a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
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I put that on chawls!

In order to gain trust of strangers and comrades alike . One invokes the name of the beloved leader of the X men. So it is understood that theyre actions will come to fruition and that there words hold absolute truth.

"Akin to swearing on the constitution"
He told me he wasnt giving me that $20 till next week and I swung on em.
and I put that on CHAWLS!!!
by Chawwwlsss!!!!! January 7, 2021
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Used to put someone bad in their place.
Oh dont cry, I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
by DanielFromSL September 8, 2018
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