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prostitute cough

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.
"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"
by sheldo September 13, 2013
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Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
by Lorin B. January 22, 2009
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prostitute's breakfast

A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.
by maudibe May 29, 2008
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12 year old prostitute

What you find when you go to skating rinks and under 18 clubs. They are usually skanky looking little girls who wear make-up and short skirts and hit on the 17-25 year old men present.
"Last night when I went to Skateland I found a swarm of 12 year old prostitutes."
by b121 August 14, 2006
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Goat prostitute

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008
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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
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watery prostitute

A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin
by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018
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