coin purse

Testes, nut sack, scrot

"Would you shave my coin purse?"--Stewie, Family Guy movie

by Gunmetal Princess September 27, 2005

bio-pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.

I saw a girl bio-pursing at the store, she pulled her keys out of her vagina when she was leaving.

pursing

by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009

hussy demon purse

A wretched old woman's meaning of a vagina when she is over protective and crazed.

Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy's demon-purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.

Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy demon purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.

by yohnner October 29, 2014

baby purse

A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.

Let's steal a baby today!
Okay, grab your baby purse!

by K. Ca June 20, 2007

double decker pussies

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.

Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!

by loose_cannon November 18, 2006

stunt purse

A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.

Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"

Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"

by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008

jail purse

Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.

Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.

Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?

Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.

by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008