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Purse Lint

The receipts, gum wrappers, tissues, and other odd papers that accumulate in your purse seemingly overnight.
Sarah: I just removed three Starbucks receipts, an expired Safeway coupon, two gum wrappers and a half-dozen tissues from my purse. No wonder I couldn't find anything.

Hannah: Wow, that's a lot of Purse Lint.
by miwcat March 17, 2009
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THATS MY PURSE

When a little kid is getting bullied and goes to the women’s self defense course at the ymca and then kicks the bully in the groin
Bobby: THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU Bobby: kicks Peggy in her yuh huh. Peggy: I have no testicles Bobby where’s your secret weapon now. Random kid: SHE BLUFFING FINISH HER
by Yourmommyfattest January 14, 2021
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coin purse

"Would you shave my coin purse?"--Stewie, Family Guy movie
by Gunmetal Princess September 27, 2005
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bio-pursing

Training the vagina to store personal items, such as keys and ipods, on a 24/7 basis.
I saw a girl bio-pursing at the store, she pulled her keys out of her vagina when she was leaving.

pursing
by Unsanesarah May 27, 2009
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hussy demon purse

A wretched old woman's meaning of a vagina when she is over protective and crazed.

Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy's demon-purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy demon purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.
by yohnner October 29, 2014
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baby purse

A fashionably over-sized purse, which is large enough to hold a child in. And can possibly used to steal babies.
Let's steal a baby today!
Okay, grab your baby purse!
by K. Ca June 20, 2007
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stunt purse

A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.
Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"

Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"
by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008
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