putted

putted is something my cute ass boyfriend made up, because he has chronic dyslexia, but i still love him so much.

guy: putted
girl:putted!!

by hazen January 8, 2018

roughing a punter

The practice wherein a gay male prostitute, usually after having been made to feel physically or otherwise humiliated or taken advantage of by a "John," or client, turns the tables and either verbally or physically abuses said client. It may occasionally apply to financial transactions involving the two.

"That guy who gave me $500 for two hours of sex seemed so sweet, but he ended up trying to beat me up, so I put my martial arts knowledge to good use and beat the crap out of him. Nothin' makes me feel better than roughing a punter."

by acrobat19129 January 20, 2009

punned

When you successfully insult someone using a play on words. Similar in respects to the word "pwned", but only legitimized if the user correctly used a pun in his insult.

You just got punned!
punn'd

by cukoo August 9, 2006

Puntery

Place of rejoice where punters gather. Typically a rough-looking bar or pub, often equipped with an outdoor seating facility, where locals enjoy a cheap drink and get bevved.

“ - Oh my god, this is a puntery that... Have a look at this puntress
- Jesus F*** this is rough”

“- I’m in the mood for a pint at a proper puntery
- look no further, I know just the place”

by Punter333 October 26, 2020

PUNed

A term derived from the word pwned.

This term can be used when you've pwned someone with a pun, hence PUNing the person.

-What are you doing for christmas?"
-I'm actually helping a friend of mine moving"
-Oh, happy haul-idays!"
*Sigh*
-PUNed!

by Spökmacka December 29, 2010

cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.

Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.

by ARuss703 October 24, 2009

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023