penised

To be perceived as a being who has a dick and a testicle

Ashley is a penised human in her friend's eyes

by chan 6969 November 10, 2018

punished

a. to be fucked from an alcoholic beverage
b. to be striaght bafugly (butt fuckin ugly)
c. to be smacked
d.your on your ass

a.wow i was straight punished last night
b. Sam Erskins is straight punished and smells like sour cream.
c. the bob i smoked last night got us all punished
d ha your punished as fell

by Brittney August 26, 2003

Pwnised

The act of getting pwned in penis size utterly.

Me and my friend were getting handjobs by some girls the other day, and I totally pwnised him!

by Awesomeman McGee March 10, 2009

Punished Driver

The most based user to ever live. hobbies include purposely pissing people off, being a bigot, and posting repulsive imagery. lost count of how many servers he's been banned from. calls the people who have blocked him his kill count.

David: Hey guys did you hear that Punished Driver got banned
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.

by Dr. Able September 24, 2021

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

by crovelium January 1, 2022

punished matty

a smoi boi.

Ice: It’s OVER smoi boi
I have the HIGH GROUND

punished matty

by Rachjumper February 12, 2018

Penised

1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly

1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.

by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010